I am Ruling by 2000 A.D.
WELCOME TO A NEW CREATION FROM 2 - 6HANG ON FOR YOUR LIFE - THE HOUSE IS ROCKIN', THE FLOOR IS JUMPIN', THE ROOF IS FALLIN' DOWN - WE'RE HERE, AND WE'RE HERE TO MAKE YOUR BLOOD RUN TWICE AS FAST, INSIDE YOUR VAINES !! - >THE POWER-SYSTEM IS OVERLOADED - 0IT'S PARTY TIME - ;THE CREDITS IS VERY SIMPLE COZ, WE DID ALL THIS BY OURSELF - ONCE AGAIN, WE PROVE TO BE THE BEST AND FRESHEST IN D.K., AT CREATING A NEW PRODUCT, SOON TO BE SPREAD ALL OVER THE WORLD - :THE WIDOW MAKERS ARE HERE - .> TO ALL LOSERS ON THIS MEETING - >SUCK ME, SUCK ME - EAT ME RAW - ? DON'T MESS WITH YOUR TEACHERS, THEY MIGHT HAUNT YOU SOME DAY - WELL, APART FROM ALL THE SCHOOL-KIDZ AT THIS MEETING, IT TURNED OUT TO BE RATHER FUNNY. - 8SOME WISE GUYS WROTE A LINE SAYING 'COKES AND COMPUTERS' - 6UH-OH !! ALL WRONG !! - <IT'S OFCOURSE 'COKES IN COMPUTERS' !! (IF YOU'RE A LAMER!!) - 9SHIT, BLITZ JUST ENTERED - &HE WANT'S TO WRITE SOME FUCK-UP BYTES - 0WELL, HERE GOES - .IT'S BLITZ WHO IS DESTROYING THIS POOR COMMY!! - BY THE WAY, IF YOU LIKE SOME OF THE GRAPHIX, THEN USE THEM IF YOU WANT TO - 4BUT REMEMBER CREDITS - AT THE MO' I HAVE JUST SLEPT FOR 5 HOURS IN THREE DAYS, SHIT MY EYES IS TOTALLY FUCKED UP, BUT WHO CARES - ;WELL I DO LAMER!! I HAVE TO WRITE A FUCKING SCROLLTEXT ED. - 2WELL WELL WHAT NOW - 6YEAH I THINK THAT APOLLON WANTS TO WRITE SOME BULLSHIT - /GO ON ASSHOLE!! - 4THANK YOU, FRUITCAKE - 5WELL, FINALLY BLITZ STOPPED CRAPPIN' AROUND WITH YA!! - 2 --> APOLLON <-- THE SUPERIOR WARRIOR OF OUR TIME! - 6THE KING'S ON THE LINE - "WHAT HAS HAPPEND HERE AT DEXIONS?? - GOSH! I GOTTA LAUGH COZ PHOTONY/CFR WAS SO DRUNK YESTERDAY (1/7-88) HAHAHAHAHAHA - GEE, I'M PROUD COZ A GROUP HERE TODAY MADE A DEMO WHICH IS DEDICATED TO ME - +NO NAMES COZ I DON'T WANT THEM TO BE FAMOUS - 3COOL PARTY, INDEED! - 0HEY GUESS WHAT?! - ;HA! YOU COULDN'T GUESS IT?! - "YOU'RE A FUCKIN' SHITTIN' LAME ASS - <PEOPLE SAY "WE RULE DENMARK" - WELL, WHAT CAN I SAY?! OF COURSE WE RULE DK BUT WE ALSO CONTROL DENMARK - .6 WE HAVE ALL THE POWER - .8 THE BEST CRACKING CREW - .6 THE BEST DEMO MAKERS - .3 THE FRESHEST GUYZ - 2COOL DEMO, INDEED! - 5WELL, GOTTA STOP NOW - .9 CHILL OUT AND STAY KOOL - 6OH BY THE WAY THE COOLEST GROUP IN DENMARK CONTAINS: - .8 CHILL OUT AND STAY KOOL - .6 HERE GOES THE BEAST - =HERE'S YOUR OWN PERSONAL HERO - MANIMAL'S HERE TO TA TEXT WHILE THE TWO SEXUAL PERVERTS (BLITZ'N'WIZZ) IS AROUND! - <THEY JUST LEFT! (THANK GOD) - >WELL, THIS PARTY IS QUITE KOOL - -.> WE'RE HERE! - )MANY LAMEBRAINZ SHOWED UP! (FOR EXAMPLE: - NO! - NO NAMES, COZ I HAVEN'T GOT TIME TO FILL UP THE WHOLE MEMORY!) - ( THERE WERE MANY! (MANY MEANS THOUSANDS - 2BUT DEXION DIDN'T LEAVE OUT SUM OF THE KOOL DOODZ! - ME'N'KRUSH HAVE BEEN TERRORISING THE WHOLE AREA A COUPLE OF TIMES! (EXCHANGING SIGNS'N'STUFF! ED.) - ;WELL, I GOTTA GO - COZ SOME LUNATIC WANNA WRITE A FEW BYTEZ - 0MERCI (M)ANIMAL - HERE IS THE TOTALLY FREAKED OUT PHOTONY OF COMMANDO FRONTIER TYPING IN A 2 - I DUNNO HOW I GOT THIS HONOUR, BUT I GOT IT ANYWAY SO I'D LIKE TO USE IT. I'D TO EXCUSE FOR MYSELF, COZ I BEHAVED RATHER BADLY YESTERDAY - SUM GUYZ TOLD THAT I WAS TOTALLY DRUNKEN(!), BUT I REALLY CAN'T REMEMBER ANYTHING. THE ONLY THING I KNOW IS THAT I'VE GOT TERRIBLE DRUNK(EN) - AT LAST I DON'T CARE AT ALL. I HAD SOME GREAT FUN, DURING TESTING DANISH-BEER. HERE AT THE PARTY ALSO WERE SOME REALLY GREAT SOCCER MATCHES BETWEEN APOLLON/2 - A.D. AND ME (PHOTONY/CFR) THE MEETING IS PRETTY COOL, BUT MANY LAMERS ARE HERE, FOR EXAMPLE: - , I DON'T WANNA MAKE THIS LAMERS FAMOUS BY MENTIONING THEIR UGLY NAMES IN GREAT DEMOS LIKE THIS ONE. AT THE MO' I AM IN A ROOM WITH SOME 2 - A.D. MEMBERS (BLITZ,WIZZ'N'MANIMAL) AND WE ARE HAVING A GREAT FUN - AT LAST I WOULD LIKE TO SEND GREETS FROM COMMANDO FRONTIER TO THE GREAT 2 - WIZZ IS JUST TRYING TO BECOME A SAMURAI, FIGHTING WITH SOME LONG BARS MADE FROM PLASTIC. I HOPE THAT HE WON'T KILL ANYBODY. - 3NOW IT IS DESTROYED - .< BLITZ AND WIZZ DESTROYED IT - : AND NOW THEY ARE SACRIFING A LAMER WITH URRHRHRHAAHAHSS - 1WIZZ ATTACKED ME. - WE ARE JUST PLAYING BASEBALL WITH A LAMER'S SHOE AND THE BROKEN PLASTIC-BAR. BUT NOW WE GONNA EAT SOME CHOCOALTE.. MANIMAL/2 - 3 AD IS GOING TO PUT THAT NUTELLA OVER THE KEYBOARD - .< ARGDHF DF AIAGWUT SCSKASFHF - YEP I AM BACK NOW .. AFTER WE HAVE BEEN MAKING SOME SMALL CHANGING IN THIS ROOM. I GOTTA GO NOW FOR SOME BEER, COZ I'D LIKE TO BE FUNNY! - 1C.U. IN HEAVEN(?) - >OKAY, HERE'S AN IMPORTANT MESSAGE FROM THE CHEYENS TO SIDEWIZE - %WHY DID U LAMERS DESTROY OUR ROOM!?!? - =HVORFOR SKULLE I LUKKE LUFTEN UD A VORES SOVE-MADRASSER?!?!?! - 3- YO, 'ERES MANIMAL - .. BUT SO WOT!? - WIZZ WAS JUST DRYING HIS SLIMY NUTELLA-FINGERS IN A PILLOW! (DELICIOUS, INDEED!) - .< WELL, WOT IS THERE 2 SAY?! - OH, I GOTTA GO, 'COZ WIZZ JUST DESCOVERED SUM NICE-LOOKIN' CHIX OUTSIDE! (YAH - -0> P H O T O N Y - AGAIN THIS ANIMAL CALLED MANIMAL FORCED ME TO WRITE BUT I DON'T KNOW WHAT SO I JUST WOULD LIKE TO WISH 2 - THIS COMPETITION. AT LAST I'M NOT TAKING PART, CAUSE OF N O IDEAS AT ALL. I JUST WAS HANGING AROUND, PLAYING SOCCER, DRINKING, TAKING, (BAD)JOKING, LOOKING MOVIES AND LAUGHING ABOUT SUCH BLOODY LAMERS. LAMERS ALSO HAVE GOOD SIDES: WITHOUT LAMERS THIS WORLD WOULD BE SAD, COZ THEN THERE WOULD NOBODY YA CAN JOKE ABOUT, THEN THERE WOULD BE NOBODY YA CAN TALK SHIT TO.. I GUESS THESE WORDS MAKE ME PRETTY UNPOPULAR, BUT I'M NOT AFRAID OF ANY REACTION. I DONT CARE ABOUT ANY LAMERS AT ALL - THE BLACK-DRESSED DEVIL WOULD LIKE TO WRITE SOME WORDS, SO HE GOES - 2YEAH BLITZ IS BACK - _HOLY SHIT THERE'S GIRLS OUTSIDE - 6OH BOY LOOK AT THOSE T - 9SHIT MAN I CAN'T STAND IT - ,BY THE WAY.. I SAVED A GIRL FROM BEING RAPED - .SHE RAN FASTER - ;OH NO COMIC ENTERS THE ROOM - #WELL DO YOU WANT TO WRITE SOMETHING - 6WELL THATS BAD FOR YOU - .WIZZ IS READY TO SWING THE AXE IN THE KEYBOARD - /GO ON SHITHEAD! - )WHO ARE YOU CALLING SHITHEAD, BEER-BRAIN - -WIZZ IS BACK TO ROCK YOU AND YOUR LAME SHOES - <I'VE JUST BEEN READING THE TEXT OF THIS DEMO, AND BOY IT'S W - :PHOTONY IS SITTIN' BESIDE ME DRINKING -REAL- BEER (TUBORG) - YESTERDAY HE WAS DRINKING SOME PUKE-WOMMIT BEER CALLED 'CARLSBERG', BUT I THINK HE'D RATHER TELL YOU ABOUT HIMSELF - :OK HERE IS PHOTONY AGAIN - YESTERDAY I WAS SO FUCKING DRUNKEN SO THAT I EVEN DRUNK SUCH LAME BEER, BUT I HAVE TO THANK WIZZ FOR TELLING ME THAT 'TUBORG' IS BEST DANISH BEER. I GUESS I'VE TO ORDER IT WHEN I AM BACK IN GERMANY - !: OK AND NOW WIZZIE AGAIN - E5AH, ROLL THOSE DICKS - 0SUM GUYS BESIDE ME ARE FIGHTING ABOUT SOME CHIPS - 0I CAN'T BELIEVE THEY'RE ACTUALLY GOING TO EAT IT - <MY GOD, APOLLON JUST ENTERED - 8HE'S REALLY ACTING FUNNY - AS A MATTER OF FACT, HE'S WALKING AROUND, SAYING FUNNY NOIZEZ, AND BEHAVING LIKE A REAL LAMER - .. (MAYBE HE IS - ?/) HA! JOKE! Y - PHOTONY IS EATING THOSE LAME CHIPS, AND BLITZ JUST ENTERED, LOOKING LIKE THE LAMER HE IS - =KILL FLENS SMACK MOS DRAEB !! - %SHIT, HE READ WHAT I WROTE ABOUT HIM - ;O.K., BLITZ YOU'RE REALLY C - # (AT ACTING LIKE THE LAMER YOU ARE - NOW, BLITZ AND COMIC IS TRYING TO TEACH PHOTONY SOME NAUGHTY DANISH WORDS !! - 5AVOID BABIES, HE SAYS - /KILL THEM AFTERWARDS FUCKING THEM (THE GIRLZ!!) - 7WHO WANTS TO TAKE OVER - YEP IT IS PHOTONY AND BLITZ IS ASKING ME TO WRITE SOME BULLSHIT - *HERE'S APOLMAL (MEANING APOLLON'N'MANIMAL) - "WE HAVE JUST ARRIVED FROM DOWNTOWN - .THERE WE BOUGHT SOME COKES (THE REAL OF COZ!) - .* .. . WHENB WE - 3RE ON OUR WAY FROM THE BLOODY SHOP, WE MET SOME REAL COOL'N'FANCY GIRLIES.. GOSH! THEY HAD A SEXY LOOK, I TELL YA MAN! WE ALMOST GOT A HARD ON BUT SINCE WE DIDN'T STOP THEM AND ASKED THEM IF THEY WANTED TO GO WITH US HOME, THERE DIDN'T HAPPEN ANYTHING!(NOT WITH YOUR LOOK ED.) ANYWAYS, THEY LOOKED AT US ASB WE - RE THE FIRST REAL COOL GUYS THEY HAD MET THIS EVENING(GOTTA LAUGH ED.) - 3THE SHOW MUST GO ON - :CHECK THIS OUT! APOLLON'N'MANIMAL ARE GONNA MAKE YA LAUGH - NOW WE ARE TURNING OFF THE BLOODY TELLY, AND I WRITE ONE WORD THEN MANIMAL WRITE ONE WORD WITHOUT THE KNOWLEGDE OF WHAT THE OTHER HAVE WRITTEN - 1YOBI APOLLON IS K - O=L! I'M THE BEST FUCK THE REST - 4EAT MY DICK, ANYWAYS, FUCK MY PUSSY AND EAT MY LOSER - $WELL, THIS WRAPS THINGS UP FOR TODAY - 5BYE FROM THE ENTIRE 2 - =KILL FLENS SMACK MOS DRAEB !! - %SHIT, HE READ WHAT I WROTE ABOUT HIM - ;O.K., BLITZ YOU'RE REALLY C - # (AT ACTING LIKE THE LAMER YOU ARE - NOW, BLITZ AND COMIC IS TRYING TO TEACH PHOTONY SOME NAUGHTY DANISH WORDS !! - 5AVOID BABIES, HE SAYS - /KILL THEM AFTERWARDS FUCKING THEM (THE GIRLZ!!) - 7WHO WANTS TO TAKE OVER - #YEP IT IS PHOTONY AND BLITZ IS ASKING ME TO WRIT - -HELLO, AND WELCOME TO A NEW DEMO FROM LITEACE - YES, ONCE AGAIN THE BEST ENTERTAINER IN DENMARK, HAS MADE A NEW'N'FRESH PRODUCTION FOR YOU DELIGHT. - THE SCROLL BELOW, WAS WRITTEN ON THE DEXION-PARTY BY WIZZ, BLITZ, MANIMAL, APOLLON AND PHOTONY - * PLEASE NOTE, THAT I HAVE NOT BEEN WORKING ON THIS DEMO SINCE I CAME HOME FROM THE PARTY, I HAVE ALSO BEEN MAKING A PLOT-CREATOR CALLED 'ACEPLOTTER', AND A HUBBARD-EDITOR WITCH IS GOING TO BE RELEASED IN THE NEAR FUTURE - .0 NOW SOME NOTES: - ;WIZZ: HELLO PAL!! DON'T BLABME - FOR USING 'HEAVEN'.. IT WAS MANIMAL, WHO ONCE AGAIN SCREWED IT UP - !1 NICE MEETIN' YOU - _ HAVE TO DO IT AGAIN SOMETIME!! - * MANIMAL THE SCREW-UP'ER: YOU DON'T RUN THIS GROUP.. AND DON'T WASTE COOL MUSIC ON CRAP DEMOS - JUST BECAUSE WE HAVE LAXITY IN OUR GROUP, DOSEN'T MEEN THAT YOU HAVE TO USE 'ALL' HIS MUSIC - * DROID: HEY, MAN.. THANX FOR CALLING, THE OTHER DAY! HOPE THAT WE SOON CAN DO A DEMO TOGHETER - .3 AND HAPPY BIRTHDAY - * COMIC: YOU SEEM TO BE A VERY NICE'N'COOL GUY.. CAN'T WAIT TO GET THAT CHAR-SET - PHOTONY: YO.. DON'T WORRY!! I USED A FLD!! WHAT ABOUT THAT COOPER-DEMO!! I'LL SEND YOU A COOL LETTER!! - >* GRAVITY: JUST WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU ARE MESSING WITH - HOW LAME CAN A GUY BE, WHEN HE MAIL'S ME A DISK, FILLED WITH SOME PISS-DEMOS CONTAING TEXT WERE IT SAYS: FUCKINGS TO THE 'AD' CREW - I HOPE THAT I'LL SOON RECIVE A SORRY-DEMO FROM YOU, OR ELSE YOU CAN KISS YOUR NUTS GOODBYE - OKAY, LET'S TAKE A BREAK AND GIVE YOU A CHANCE TO WATCH ALL THE OTHER THINGS IN THIS DEMO - 4 HOPE YOU ENJOYED IT - AND NOW A NOTE TO 'SOME' OF THE CODERS IN THE 'AD' CREW: A WEEK AGO I RECIVED THREE DISCS FILLED WITH SOME 'A.D.' DEMOS AND A LOT OF THEM, LOOKED LIKE SHIT, SO PLEASE TRY HARDER WHEN YOU ARE MAKING A DEMO, I KNOW YOU CAN - ANYWAY, WE ARE STILL THE MOST ACTIVE GROUP IN EUROPE OR MAYBE IN THE HOLE WORLD - _ MAYBE YOU SCREAM: HE'S SELFISH - .0 BUT WHO CARES!! - 4* SOME OTHER NOTES.. - ;* YO SPE: FREAKY PHONECALLS - NO MORE TIME TO PLAY WITH YOUR WORM, COZ YOU GOTTA FINNISH THAT DEMO.. STUPIDE GYMNASIE FREAK.. - * LAXITY: THANX FOR THE MUSIC!! I HOPE THAT YOUR NEW STYLE IS COMING UP REAL SOON - ANYWAY, NO MORE DELAY, JUST LISTEN TO THE BEAT-BOX AND IT WILL PLAY - &* HEY STARFOX: NO KINKY KINDA FEELINGS - TO BAD ABOUT YOUR COMMIE! I'LL BET THAT YOU WILL SUFFER FROM MEMORY LOSS WHEN YOU GET IT BACK - HEY MAN, WHEN AM I GONNA SEE SOMETHING FROM YOU?? I DON'T GET IT!! YOU SPEND ABOUT SIX MONTH ON THE COMMIE AND MADE NOTHING. YOU ALSO SPEND ABOUT TEN MONTHS ON AMIGA AND I STILL HAVEN'T SEEN ANYTHING FROM YOU YET - THAT'S WHAT I CALL SLOW.. PLEASE DROP THAT LITTLE PISS-HEAD YOU ARE RUNNIN' AROUND WITH, COZ THOSE SEVEN-UP CREW MEMBERS REALLY SUCKS - * HEY TIGER: WHY NOT SKIP THE AMIGA AND BUY A COMMIE, SO YOU THEN AGAIN CAN BECOME THE FASTEST GUY IN THIS TOWN?? - TENNART HAS JUST KNOCKED MY DOOR DOWN.. SO WHY NOT LET HIM WRITE SOMETHIN' - 0TENNART WRITIN' - WELL, ABOUT THIS DEMO?? I THINK THAT IT'S ONE OF THE COOLEST DEMO FROM US DANES - IF YOU WAN'T SOME ENTERTAINMENT FROM ME, THEN YOU BETTER GET YOUR FINGERS IN MY NEWEST DEMO 'TOUGHER THAN EVER' - HEY YO LOCAL SKATE-SUCKERS WHY NOT PLAY SOME BASKET-BALL INSTEAD OF RUNNIN' AROUND LIKE JERKS - * LITEACE HAS RETURNED TO SAY THAT BASKET-BALL IS MUCH MORE COOL!! AIN'T I RIGHT: TENNART, WARCA, LAXITY, SCORPIO AND YEON AND PROBERLY A HOLE LOT OF OTHER GUYS!! - * WELL, I HATE TO BREAK THIS TO YOU, BUT I THINK IT'S TIME TO STOP, SO NOW THIS SCROLL IS GOING TO - WELCOME TO A NEW CREATION FROM 2 - 6HANG ON FOR YOUR LIFE - THE HOUSE IS ROCKIN', THE FLOOR IS JUMPIN', THE ROOF IS FALLIN' DOWN - WE'RE HERE, AND WE'RE HERE TO MAKE YOUR BLOOD RUN TWICE AS FAST, INSIDE YOUR VAINES !! - >THE POWER-SYSTEM IS OVERLOADED - 0IT'S PARTY TIME - ;THE CREDITS IS VERY SIMPLE COZ, WE DID ALL THIS BY OURSELF - ONCE AGAIN, WE PROVE TO BE THE BEST AND FRESHEST IN D.K., AT CREATING A NEW PRODUCT, SOON TO BE SPREAD ALL OVER THE WORLD - :THE WIDOW MAKERS ARE HERE - .> TO ALL LOSERS ON THIS MEETING - >SUCK ME, SUCK ME - EAT ME RAW - ? DON'T MESS WITH YOUR TEACHERS, THEY MIGHT HAUNT YOU SOME DAY - WELL, APART FROM ALL THE SCHOOL-KIDZ AT THIS MEETING, IT TURNED OUT TO BE RATHER FUNNY. - 8SOME WISE GUYS WROTE A LINE SAYING 'COKES AND COMPUTERS' - 6UH-OH !! ALL WRONG !! - <IT'S OFCOURSE 'COKES IN COMPUTERS' !! (IF YOU'RE A LAMER!!) - 9SHIT, BLITZ JUST ENTERED - &HE WANT'S TO WRITE SOME FUCK-UP BYTES - 0WELL, HERE GOES - .IT'S BLITZ WHO IS DESTROYING THIS POOR COMMY!! - BY THE WAY, IF YOU LIKE SOME OF THE GRAPHIX, THEN USE THEM IF YOU WANT TO - 4BUT REMEMBER CREDITS - AT THE MO' I HAVE JUST SLEPT FOR 5 HOURS IN THREE DAYS, SHIT MY EYES IS TOTALLY FUCKED UP, BUT WHO CARES - ;WELL I DO LAMER!! I HAVE TO WRITE A FUCKING SCROLLTEXT ED. - 2WELL WELL WHAT NOW - 6YEAH I THINK THAT APOLLON WANTS TO WRITE SOME BULLSHIT - /GO ON ASSHOLE!! - 4THANK YOU, FRUITCAKE - 5WELL, FINALLY BLITZ STOPPED CRAPPIN' AROUND WITH YA!! - 2 --> APOLLON <-- THE SUPERIOR WARRIOR OF OUR TIME! - 6THE KING'S ON THE LINE - "WHAT HAS HAPPEND HERE AT DEXIONS?? - GOSH! I GOTTA LAUGH COZ PHOTONY/CFR WAS SO DRUNK YESTERDAY (1/7-88) HAHAHAHAHAHA - GEE, I'M PROUD COZ A GROUP HERE TODAY MADE A DEMO WHICH IS DEDICATED TO ME - +NO NAMES COZ I DON'T WANT THEM TO BE FAMOUS - 3COOL PARTY, INDEED! - 0HEY GUESS WHAT?! - ;HA! YOU COULDN'T GUESS IT?! - "YOU'RE A FUCKIN' SHITTIN' LAME ASS - <PEOPLE SAY "WE RULE DENMARK" - WELL, WHAT CAN I SAY?! OF COURSE WE RULE DK BUT WE ALSO CONTROL DENMARK - .6 WE HAVE ALL THE POWER - .8 THE BEST CRACKING CREW - .6 THE BEST DEMO MAKERS - .3 THE FRESHEST GUYZ - 2COOL DEMO, INDEED! - 5WELL, GOTTA STOP NOW - .9 CHILL OUT AND STAY KOOL - 6OH BY THE WAY THE COOLEST GROUP IN DENMARK CONTAINS: - .8 CHILL OUT AND STAY KOOL - .6 HERE GOES THE BEAST - =HERE'S YOUR OWN PERSONAL HERO - MANIMAL'S HERE TO TA TEXT WHILE THE TWO SEXUAL PERVERTS (BLITZ'N'WIZZ) IS AROUND! - <THEY JUST LEFT! (THANK GOD) - >WELL, THIS PARTY IS QUITE KOOL - -.> WE'RE HERE! - )MANY LAMEBRAINZ SHOWED UP! (FOR EXAMPLE: - NO! - NO NAMES, COZ I HAVEN'T GOT TIME TO FILL UP THE WHOLE MEMORY!) - ( THERE WERE MANY! (MANY MEANS THOUSANDS - 2BUT DEXION DIDN'T LEAVE OUT SUM OF THE KOOL DOODZ! - ME'N'KRUSH HAVE BEEN TERRORISING THE WHOLE AREA A COUPLE OF TIMES! (EXCHANGING SIGNS'N'STUFF! ED.) - ;WELL, I GOTTA GO - COZ SOME LUNATIC WANNA WRITE A FEW BYTEZ - 0MERCI (M)ANIMAL - HERE IS THE TOTALLY FREAKED OUT PHOTONY OF COMMANDO FRONTIER TYPING IN A 2 - I DUNNO HOW I GOT THIS HONOUR, BUT I GOT IT ANYWAY SO I'D LIKE TO USE IT. I'D TO EXCUSE FOR MYSELF, COZ I BEHAVED RATHER BADLY YESTERDAY - SUM GUYZ TOLD THAT I WAS TOTALLY DRUNKEN(!), BUT I REALLY CAN'T REMEMBER ANYTHING. THE ONLY THING I KNOW IS THAT I'VE GOT TERRIBLE DRUNK(EN) - AT LAST I DON'T CARE AT ALL. I HAD SOME GREAT FUN, DURING TESTING DANISH-BEER. HERE AT THE PARTY ALSO WERE SOME REALLY GREAT SOCCER MATCHES BETWEEN APOLLON/2 - A.D. AND ME (PHOTONY/CFR) THE MEETING IS PRETTY COOL, BUT MANY LAMERS ARE HERE, FOR EXAMPLE: - , I DON'T WANNA MAKE THIS LAMERS FAMOUS BY MENTIONING THEIR UGLY NAMES IN GREAT DEMOS LIKE THIS ONE. AT THE MO' I AM IN A ROOM WITH SOME 2 - A.D. MEMBERS (BLITZ,WIZZ'N'MANIMAL) AND WE ARE HAVING A GREAT FUN - AT LAST I WOULD LIKE TO SEND GREETS FROM COMMANDO FRONTIER TO THE GREAT 2 - WIZZ IS JUST TRYING TO BECOME A SAMURAI, FIGHTING WITH SOME LONG BARS MADE FROM PLASTIC. I HOPE THAT HE WON'T KILL ANYBODY. - 3NOW IT IS DESTROYED - .< BLITZ AND WIZZ DESTROYED IT - : AND NOW THEY ARE SACRIFING A LAMER WITH URRHRHRHAAHAHSS - 1WIZZ ATTACKED ME. - WE ARE JUST PLAYING BASEBALL WITH A LAMER'S SHOE AND THE BROKEN PLASTIC-BAR. BUT NOW WE GONNA EAT SOME CHOCOALTE.. MANIMAL/2 - 3 AD IS GOING TO PUT THAT NUTELLA OVER THE KEYBOARD - .< ARGDHF DF AIAGWUT SCSKASFHF - YEP I AM BACK NOW .. AFTER WE HAVE BEEN MAKING SOME SMALL CHANGING IN THIS ROOM. I GOTTA GO NOW FOR SOME BEER, COZ I'D LIKE TO BE FUNNY! - 1C.U. IN HEAVEN(?) - >OKAY, HERE'S AN IMPORTANT MESSAGE FROM THE CHEYENS TO SIDEWIZE - %WHY DID U LAMERS DESTROY OUR ROOM!?!? - =HVORFOR SKULLE I LUKKE LUFTEN UD A VORES SOVE-MADRASSER?!?!?! - 3- YO, 'ERES MANIMAL - .. BUT SO WOT!? - WIZZ WAS JUST DRYING HIS SLIMY NUTELLA-FINGERS IN A PILLOW! (DELICIOUS, INDEED!) - .< WELL, WOT IS THERE 2 SAY?! - OH, I GOTTA GO, 'COZ WIZZ JUST DESCOVERED SUM NICE-LOOKIN' CHIX OUTSIDE! (YAH - -0> P H O T O N Y - AGAIN THIS ANIMAL CALLED MANIMAL FORCED ME TO WRITE BUT I DON'T KNOW WHAT SO I JUST WOULD LIKE TO WISH 2 - THIS COMPETITION. AT LAST I'M NOT TAKING PART, CAUSE OF N O IDEAS AT ALL. I JUST WAS HANGING AROUND, PLAYING SOCCER, DRINKING, TAKING, (BAD)JOKING, LOOKING MOVIES AND LAUGHING ABOUT SUCH BLOODY LAMERS. LAMERS ALSO HAVE GOOD SIDES: WITHOUT LAMERS THIS WORLD WOULD BE SAD, COZ THEN THERE WOULD NOBODY YA CAN JOKE ABOUT, THEN THERE WOULD BE NOBODY YA CAN TALK SHIT TO.. I GUESS THESE WORDS MAKE ME PRETTY UNPOPULAR, BUT I'M NOT AFRAID OF ANY REACTION. I DON - T CARE ABOUT ANY LAMERS AT ALL - THE BLACK-DRESSED DEVIL WOULD LIKE TO WRITE SOME WORDS, SO HE GOES - 2YEAH BLITZ IS BACK - _HOLY SHIT THERE'S GIRLS OUTSIDE - 6OH BOY LOOK AT THOSE T - 9SHIT MAN I CAN'T STAND IT - ,BY THE WAY.. I SAVED A GIRL FROM BEING RAPED - .SHE RAN FASTER - ;OH NO COMIC ENTERS THE ROOM - #WELL DO YOU WANT TO WRITE SOMETHING - 6WELL THATS BAD FOR YOU - .WIZZ IS READY TO SWING THE AXE IN THE KEYBOARD - /GO ON SHITHEAD! - )WHO ARE YOU CALLING SHITHEAD, BEER-BRAIN - -WIZZ IS BACK TO ROCK YOU AND YOUR LAME SHOES - <I'VE JUST BEEN READING THE TEXT OF THIS DEMO, AND BOY IT'S W - :PHOTONY IS SITTIN' BESIDE ME DRINKING -REAL- BEER (TUBORG) - YESTERDAY HE WAS DRINKING SOME PUKE-WOMMIT BEER CALLED 'CARLSBERG', BUT I THINK HE'D RATHER TELL YOU ABOUT HIMSELF - :OK HERE IS PHOTONY AGAIN - YESTERDAY I WAS SO FUCKING DRUNKEN SO THAT I EVEN DRUNK SUCH LAME BEER, BUT I HAVE TO THANK WIZZ FOR TELLING ME THAT 'TUBORG' IS BEST DANISH BEER. I GUESS I'VE TO ORDER IT WHEN I AM BACK IN GERMANY - !: OK AND NOW WIZZIE AGAIN - E5AH, ROLL THOSE DICKS - 0SUM GUYS BESIDE ME ARE FIGHTING ABOUT SOME CHIPS - 0I CAN'T BELIEVE THEY'RE ACTUALLY GOING TO EAT IT - <MY GOD, APOLLON JUST ENTERED - 8HE'S REALLY ACTING FUNNY - AS A MATTER OF FACT, HE'S WALKING AROUND, SAYING FUNNY NOIZEZ, AND BEHAVING LIKE A REAL LAMER - .. (MAYBE HE IS - ?/) HA! JOKE! Y - PHOTONY IS EATING THOSE LAME CHIPS, AND BLITZ JUST ENTERED, LOOKING LIKE THE LAMER HE IS - =KILL FLENS SMACK MOS DRAEB !! - %SHIT, HE READ WHAT I WROTE ABOUT HIM - ;O.K., BLITZ YOU'RE REALLY C - # (AT ACTING LIKE THE LAMER YOU ARE - NOW, BLITZ AND COMIC IS TRYING TO TEACH PHOTONY SOME NAUGHTY DANISH WORDS !! - 5AVOID BABIES, HE SAYS - /KILL THEM AFTERWARDS FUCKING THEM (THE GIRLZ!!) - 7WHO WANTS TO TAKE OVER - YEP IT IS PHOTONY AND BLITZ IS ASKING ME TO WRITE SOME BULLSHIT - *HERE'S APOLMAL (MEANING APOLLON'N'MANIMAL) - "WE HAVE JUST ARRIVED FROM DOWNTOWN - .THERE WE BOUGHT SOME COKES (THE REAL OF COZ!) - .* .. . WHENB WE - 3RE ON OUR WAY FROM THE BLOODY SHOP, WE MET SOME REAL COOL'N'FANCY GIRLIES.. GOSH! THEY HAD A SEXY LOOK, I TELL YA MAN! WE ALMOST GOT A HARD ON BUT SINCE WE DIDN'T STOP THEM AND ASKED THEM IF THEY WANTED TO GO WITH US HOME, THERE DIDN'T HAPPEN ANYTHING!(NOT WITH YOUR LOOK ED.) ANYWAYS, THEY LOOKED AT US ASB WE - RE THE FIRST REAL COOL GUYS THEY HAD MET THIS EVENING(GOTTA LAUGH ED.) - 3THE SHOW MUST GO ON - :CHECK THIS OUT! APOLLON'N'MANIMAL ARE GONNA MAKE YA LAUGH - NOW WE ARE TURNING OFF THE BLOODY TELLY, AND I WRITE ONE WORD THEN MANIMAL WRITE ONE WORD WITHOUT THE KNOWLEGDE OF WHAT THE OTHER HAVE WRITTEN - 1YOBI APOLLON IS K - O=L! I'M THE BEST FUCK THE REST - 4EAT MY DICK, ANYWAYS, FUCK MY PUSSY AND EAT MY LOSER - $WELL, THIS WRAPS THINGS UP FOR TODAY - 5BYE FROM THE ENTIRE 2 - =KILL FLENS SMACK MOS DRAEB !! - %SHIT, HE READ WHAT I WROTE ABOUT HIM - ;O.K., BLITZ YOU'RE REALLY C - # (AT ACTING LIKE THE LAMER YOU ARE - NOW, BLITZ AND COMIC IS TRYING TO TEACH PHOTONY SOME NAUGHTY DANISH WORDS !! - 5AVOID BABIES, HE SAYS - /KILL THEM AFTERWARDS FUCKING THEM (THE GIRLZ!!) - 7WHO WANTS TO TAKE OVER - #YEP IT IS PHOTONY AND BLITZ IS ASKING ME TO WRIT - -HELLO, AND WELCOME TO A NEW DEMO FROM LITEACE - YES, ONCE AGAIN THE BEST ENTERTAINER IN DENMARK, HAS MADE A NEW'N'FRESH PRODUCTION FOR YOU DELIGHT. - THE SCROLL BELOW, WAS WRITTEN ON THE DEXION-PARTY BY WIZZ, BLITZ, MANIMAL, APOLLON AND PHOTONY - * PLEASE NOTE, THAT I HAVE NOT BEEN WORKING ON THIS DEMO SINCE I CAME HOME FROM THE PARTY, I HAVE ALSO BEEN MAKING A PLOT-CREATOR CALLED 'ACEPLOTTER', AND A HUBBARD-EDITOR WITCH IS GOING TO BE RELEASED IN THE NEAR FUTURE - .0 NOW SOME NOTES: - ;WIZZ: HELLO PAL!! DON'T BLABME - FOR USING 'HEAVEN'.. IT WAS MANIMAL, WHO ONCE AGAIN SCREWED IT UP - !1 NICE MEETIN' YOU - _ HAVE TO DO IT AGAIN SOMETIME!! - * MANIMAL THE SCREW-UP'ER: YOU DON'T RUN THIS GROUP.. AND DON'T WASTE COOL MUSIC ON CRAP DEMOS - JUST BECAUSE WE HAVE LAXITY IN OUR GROUP, - >DOSEN'T MEEN THAT YOU HAVE TO USE 'ALL' HIS MUSIC - * DROID: HEY, MAN.. THANX FOR CALLING, THE OTHER DAY! HOPE THAT WE SOON CAN DO A DEMO TOGHETER - .3 AND HAPPY BIRTHDAY - * COMIC: YOU SEEM TO BE A VERY NICE'N'COOL GUY.. CAN'T WAIT TO GET THAT CHAR-SET - PHOTONY: YO.. DON'T WORRY!! I USED A FLD!! WHAT ABOUT THAT COOPER-DEMO!! I'LL SEND YOU A COOL LETTER!! - >* GRAVITY: JUST WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU ARE MESSING WITH - HOW LAME CAN A GUY BE, WHEN HE MAIL'S ME A DISK, FILLED WITH SOME PISS-DEMOS CONTAING TEXT WERE IT SAYS: FUCKINGS TO THE 'AD' CREW - I HOPE THAT I'LL SOON RECIVE A SORRY-DEMO FROM YOU, OR ELSE YOU CAN KISS YOUR NUTS GOODBYE - OKAY, LET'S TAKE A BREAK AND GIVE YOU A CHANCE TO WATCH ALL THE OTHER THINGS IN THIS DEMO - 4 HOPE YOU ENJOYED IT - AND NOW A NOTE TO 'SOME' OF THE CODERS IN THE 'AD' CREW: A WEEK AGO I RECIVED THREE DISCS FILLED WITH SOME 'A.D.' DEMOS AND A LOT OF THEM, LOOKED LIKE SHIT, SO PLEASE TRY HARDER WHEN YOU ARE MAKING A DEMO, I KNOW YOU CAN - ANYWAY, WE ARE STILL THE MOST ACTIVE GROUP IN EUROPE OR MAYBE IN THE HOLE WORLD - _ MAYBE YOU SCREAM: HE'S SELFISH - .0 BUT WHO CARES!! - 4* SOME OTHER NOTES.. - ;* YO SPE: FREAKY PHONECALLS - NO MORE TIME TO PLAY WITH YOUR WORM, COZ YOU GOTTA FINNISH THAT DEMO.. STUPIDE GYMNASIE FREAK.. - * LAXITY: THANX FOR THE MUSIC!! I HOPE THAT YOUR NEW STYLE IS COMING UP REAL SOON - ANYWAY, NO MORE DELAY, JUST LISTEN TO THE BEAT-BOX AND IT WILL PLAY - &* HEY STARFOX: NO KINKY KINDA FEELINGS - TO BAD ABOUT YOUR COMMIE! I'LL BET THAT YOU WILL SUFFER FROM MEMORY LOSS WHEN YOU GET IT BACK - HEY MAN, WHEN AM I GONNA SEE SOMETHING FROM YOU?? I DON'T GET IT!! YOU SPEND ABOUT SIX MONTH ON THE COMMIE AND MADE NOTHING. YOU ALSO SPEND ABOUT TEN MONTHS ON AMIGA AND I STILL HAVEN'T SEEN ANYTHING FROM YOU YET - THAT'S WHAT I CALL SLOW.. PLEASE DROP THAT LITTLE PISS-HEAD YOU ARE RUNNIN' AROUND WITH, COZ THOSE SEVEN-UP CREW MEMBERS REALLY SUCKS - * HEY TIGER: WHY NOT SKIP THE AMIGA AND BUY A COMMIE, SO YOU THEN AGAIN CAN BECOME THE FASTEST GUY IN THIS TOWN?? - TENNART HAS JUST KNOCKED MY DOOR DOWN.. SO WHY NOT LET HIM WRITE SOMETHIN' - 0TENNART WRITIN' - WELL, ABOUT THIS DEMO?? I THINK THAT IT'S ONE OF THE COOLEST DEMO FROM US DANES - IF YOU WAN'T SOME ENTERTAINMENT FROM ME, THEN YOU BETTER GET YOUR FINGERS IN MY NEWEST DEMO 'TOUGHER THAN EVER' - HEY YO LOCAL SKATE-SUCKERS WHY NOT PLAY SOME BASKET-BALL INSTEAD OF RUNNIN' AROUND LIKE JERKS - * LITEACE HAS RETURNED TO SAY THAT BASKET-BALL IS MUCH MORE COOL!! AIN'T I RIGHT: TENNART, WARCA, LAXITY, SCORPIO AND YEON AND PROBERLY A HOLE LOT OF OTHER GUYS!! - * WELL, I HATE TO BREAK THIS TO YOU, BUT I THINK IT'S TIME TO STOP, SO NOW THIS SCROLL IS GO -